Notebook
December 12th, 2007 by Hannah

Jade is Marilyn Wannabe

Loud-mouthed Jade Goody is not known for her brains and good ideas. From not knowing if they speak English in the US to naming strawberries as a vegetable; and that’s just the beginning of many daft things that have rooted from the girl’s mouth.

But bright idea of the year is to sing Happy Birthday to the PM next year in the same style as Marilyn Monroe’s tribute to the president in 1962.

The 26 year old says, “If I behave myself, maybe next year I’ll sing Happy Birthday Gordon Brown, like Marilyn did to the president.”

It’s not the singing that worries me. It’s the “behaving” and the fact we have never known Jade to think before she speaks; leading to cringe worthy embarrassment. I have wanted the ground to open up and swallow me on her behalf at times.

Don’t hold your breath fans…