Notebook
March 19th, 2009 by Hannah


The legendary singer seems to have damaged his neighbors’ health with nothing other than a portable toilet. Bob Dylan’s neighbor had this to say: “It started in September. I’d go into the front yard and get nauseous. I couldn’t figure out at first where the smell was coming from. Both David and I have allergies and are sensitive to chemicals. I finally noticed that they had moved the porta-potty directly in front of my front door.” Bob Dylan is probably just trying out some sort of new chemical warfare… maybe a new method of NATO peace keeping and if his neighbors are patriots they should not interfere with the affairs of the state.

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