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December 3rd, 2008 by Hannah


The front man of famous group Guns’n’Roses has been missing for two months now and this has had severe effects on the overall sale of the band’s long-awaited new album. A source had this to say: “People have been trying to contact Axl for two months and he’s completely AWOL [Absent Without Leave]. It is frustrating because the album would have had a much better chance of going to number one if he had only been prepared to show his face.” Of course, you’d think that what matters, what truly matters in this situation is the music… but no, the album won’t sell because the lead singer doesn’t want to show his face and do a bit of promotion. Reportedly, it reached first place in sales charts in Brazil and Finland… I guess that’s the only place where the old, classic GnR fans still are.

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