Ringo Starr is a Douche
October 22nd, 2008 by Hannah

Former Beatle Ringo Starr has proclaimed just how big of a douche he is in a video on his personal website. He said “Please do not send fan mail to any address you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th of October. If that is the date on the envelope, it’s gonna be tossed. I’m warning you with peace and love I have too much to do… No more fan mail and no objects to be signed. Nothing.” Was that public announcement really necessary? Maybe he’s just trying to drive up the value of Ringo signed stuff out in the marketplace. I wonder what he’s busy with. He’s 68 years old. Unless he has a new album like Paul McCartney, I doubt he’s up to much.

Ringo so isn’t a douche he is one of the most awesome people in the world and he said no fan mail because he “just hasn’t enough pens”(john) and he cant respond to thousands of fan letters. if you think he is a douche because he doesn’t want a pile of letters that he cant respond to stacked up to his ceiling then you are either jealous, or the people you know think your the biggest douche bag ever.