Dolly Parton Postpones Tour
February 12th, 2008 by Hannah
Quite frankly, I’ve wondered how she’s managed to walk upright for all these years. Finally, Dolly’s back gives out under the weight of those ginormous boobs!
She has postponed her 13-show tour that was set to start on February 28 due to an unspecified back problem. Her doctor recommended she take eight weeks off to recover.
Dolly said, “I know I’ve been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and world tour together, but I didn’t mean to hurt myself doing it.”


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